Funny Birthday Verses

Funny Birthday Verses are for your tickle bone and a laughing Happy Birthday message for riends, co-workers or family with a great sense of humor.

These are free for your non commercial use.







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Funny Birthday Verses

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I'm sure you're kidding
That you are twenty-one;
You look like you've been pinched
From  a silk worms bum.

Your skin so soft
That you could melt;
Hope you like your perfume
You've just smelt.

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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse;
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse.

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Men are like chocolates
Sometimes tasting too good to be true;
It's a good job I like toffee
That sounds a lot like you.

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Passionate kisses are like a spiders web
They lead to the undoing of flies;
So kiss me like you've never kissed before
Or maybe there's another surprise?

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The rose was red
You are good in bed;
I hope I'm the best you got
Please can I be your forget-me-not!

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Funny Birthday Verses

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Don't tell me how old you are
I'm no good with very big numbers;
All I know is that this one on one
Is needing a re run in your bed chamber

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When you were ten you thought twenty was old
When twenty came round it was thirty;
This has gone on for many a year
And now you're old you're just flirty!

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Living without sex
You never thought you would;
But when you've put your glasses on
You know then that you should.

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The oldies and the wrinklies
That is what we're called;
Have you seen the young'uns today
They make themselves go bald.

A good head of hair was illustrious
And few muscles here and there;
Looking at the young men these days
It's all I can do not to stare.

Anyway, on this your special day
Farting is not allowed;
So no fruit or vegetables
Only beer, cake and stand up proud.
Happy Birthday My Old Mucker!

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Laughter lines you say?
Well something must have been hilarious.

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